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Tips from Confucius:

1. "Honeymoon over when man who whisper sweet nothings before, now say nothing sweet!"

2. " Diamonds don't grow on trees, but found on right kind of limbs!"

3. "Seat of emotion, usually 'davenport'!"

4. "Boy who know love from A to Z, always make girl say: 'OH'!"

5. "When boy hug girl, energy go to 'waist'!"

6."Women's best asset, men's imagination!"

7."Man can always draw 'Queens' when he have the 'Jack'!"

8. "Young man like open book soon find himself on shelf!"

9. "No accident insurance protect girl who pursue wrong policy!" Too bad!

10. "When 'man of hour' make love, girl warned to watch every second!"

11. " Alimony is compensation of Love!"

12. "Bachelor is man with no children, to speak of!"

13."Some men, like alarm clock...always wound up at bed-time!"

14. "Girl with heavy date always wear something light!"

15. "Man who rise to play golf at 4 a.m. ... he putts!"

16. "When girl stand on ladder... man get 'rung' ideas!"

17. "Girl who lean toward man...she is pleasure-bent!"

18. "Absence make heart grow fonder... but 'presence' make for better results!"

19."Man always go to 'bat' for girl with good curves!"

20. "No fun to kiss girl over phone... unless in same phone-booth with girl!"